nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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the-disney-virtues:

fjordlorde:

the-disney-virtues:

dean-and-samwinchester:

insignificantfigures:

andrewquo:

portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

IN PAIN READING THIS. REALLY GLAD I HAVE A DICK

I think about this post a lot. Is this seriously what most girls go through every single month? This is really concerning. 

thank you gentleman for acknowledging our pain. We sincerely appreciate it.

I haven’t had my period in over a year, and if I ever start to miss it or worry, I read this. 

By any chance are you overweight? I am and I’ve had that problem before with irregular periods. I’m sure it could be something else but the doctor just said it was because I’m fat and called it a day. After that, I started taking the depo shot every three months so I don’t have a period because of that too. It’s great since mine were so bad I couldn’t move :/

I think I’d be considered slightly overweight (but I have been told to be normal) but that would just be because of muscle not fat 

Honestly your doctor should’ve said more than that there’s probably more to it but I am no doctor so I have no idea

I did actually get checked out a few moths back and got a few shots but the doctor said there was nothing wrong but I still don’t have it?

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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